You have reached tha lair of HI-tECk. B-4 entering my web site that is just filled to the top with loads and loads of utterly useless information, you must comply with the follwoing house rules. As with anyone either here with a purpose or just surfing the net and came across this page, all must comply with the short list that I have compiled below and must meet each criteria or else face the appropriate authorities for commiting fraud and lying on a binding agreement.

The House Rulez:

1. The contents contained in this web site may include those of violent, graphic, explicit or sexual content that should not and are not allowed to be accessed by minors. If you are under the age of 18 years old (either physically or mentally or both), then might I suggest that you get the fuck outta here and go here instead!
2. If you are accessing this site via an old crappy browser (either because you are too damn cheap to buy a new one or your crappy computer that you are on cannot handle running a new one, might I suggest that you go here to upgrade your browser or get a completely new one. You have two main choices: Netscape Communicator (my preference) and Microsoft Internet Explorer.
3. If you are a Government official or a person working in a security capacity, then might I suggest going somewhere else because this shit ain't for you!
4. I am NOT responsible for anything contained within this web site, any illegal activity of any kind will not be tolerated by me, the man in charge of this little web site full of a lot of useless nothingness. It resembles that of a vacuum, where nothing exists in between and why you came here must have been a fucking accident or you must be lost, and I mean really lost because I don't care what the fuck anyone else thinks of this piece of shit page, because I made it when I had some spare time on my hands (and I do have a lot lately ...) I don't think I put up any illegal shit on here, but then again, some jack ass government official is going to say otherwise and want to shut my site down or something.
5. The opinions reflected here and within this web site are those of myself, HI-tECk, and no one else. Mostly because I made this site and with no one elses damn help - that's why. So, do not take anything I say within this site as offensive to you personally, because I am an equal opportunity insulter. However, once people get to know me, they see that I am really a nice and loveable guy. =)
6. Since it is MY web site with MY opinions reflecting MY beliefs and hobbies and crap, only MY opinions matter. Don't send me mail because this disclaimer page offended you or you don't agree with what I have to say, or you were offended by something else, because this is MY cyber-house and not yours, so I can kick you cyber-ass right out. The last thing I want to do is to hear crap mail from morons who read something that offended them. I didn't hold a gun to your head and make you read all of this shit. You can always press the back button on your browser (and if you don't know where that is, you seriously need some help!).
7. If you came looking for downloads of something or other, you ain't going to find it. I do however, have links to sites with downloads, only freeware and shareware though, cause I ain't doing that illegal shit now.
8. Read # 7 again and get it straight that this ain't no fucking Warez page. The crap contained in here is 100% (okay maybe ... 99.7%) legal! And that includes all thos links that I have. You can find some pretty cool shit on the Net you know.
9. Note that everything that was re-used in this web site has been giving proper credit because I don't steal anyone's intellectual property! This includes images and graphics, text, files, music, lyrics, and any other shit in here that I forgot I put in.
10. Any MP3z that are found on this site are for educational purposes only and should nobe erased off your computer within 24 hours of its download.  If not, you are comminting a  criminal offense punishable by proper authorities.  If you like the song, please support the artist and walk your lazy ass to the store  (such as Tower Records) to buy the album, even if it is over-priced!
11. If you agree and meet each requirement that you are almost ready to join in hours and hours of countless nothingness and precious hours of your life that you will never ever get back and are now just really pissed off that you read all of this shit now, aren't you? Remember though - no mail, because I usually don't read the damn mail anyway, I just delete it.
12. Note that I said "almost" ready to join in. First you need a password. So if you've read this far, then you should know that the magic password is ... oh wait. I forgot that the password changes everyday. You don't need no Adult Check, Age Check, or that kind of password, but you do need a password. You want to know what it is? Of course you do, because you've read this much and have wasted that much time reading all that crap. Well ... here is the password: useless.
13. Yup, that is all. Have fun now and come back again or don't, I really don't care. Do sign the stupid guestbook though, because that way I can see who the hell would actually sit through this shit and still want to go in. Laterz. Don't expect much updates though, because I don't have that much free time.